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ZeroCool@vger.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Lemmy: Linux is my boyfriend

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Lemmy: Linux is my boyfriend

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you’re not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

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      ,

  • BluesF@lemmy.world
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    Lemmy: my new girlfriend caught me installing arch while wearing her thigh highs

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      Old/Dad Lemmy: my wife of 20 years caught me installing mint while eating her chocolate.

      • Dave@lemmy.nz
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        Is chocolate worth eating if it doesn’t have mint?

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    you aren’t a true linux user if you haven’t considered living your life alone at least a couple of times, and knew that you would be okay with it.

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      This is too true

      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        it really is

    • pythonoob@programming.dev
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      Sigh…

      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        we can be alone together, and stay a significant distance away from each other on account of the being alone part :)

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      A new sign of loneliness is being a linux user(?) I get trashed by my friends for using Linux and none of them using. That’s exactly the point.

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        the joke is that you have your priorities set straight.

        No time for relationships when you could be learning about the kernel my friend.

        also to be clear, it’s not loneliness if you’re content with being alone. Alone, and lonely, are two separate sides of the same coin. You can feel lonely in a room full of people, and you can be/feel alone when around nobody, without feeling lonely.

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    deleted by creator

  • caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de
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    Also Lemmy: look at things made of jeans!

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Also Lemmy: BEANS!

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      You can walk from the top of the stairs to my room in the basement and still be in my mother’s house. Girlfriends cannot comprehend this distance.

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      JJ Jeans if you know what I mean

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    Is my only friend*

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      Also, it’s Arch btw

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    Linux is a god

    Linux is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

    Linux a relaxing thought

    Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?

    Sweet like honey, linux is a cat

    Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me

    Flexing like a goddamn acrobat

    Me and linux vibe like that

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    🚩 🚩🚩

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    It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

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