Why is this a news story and not a call to a tow truck company?
SF parking enforcement would have to get involved.
If this was Boston then parking enforcement would descend on it almost immediately.
I like that traffic is no-nonsense in Boston. You sit at that light for more than half a second, everyone is honking at your distracted ass. SF or Seattle, morons will just sit there with their thumbs up their asses.
In a case like this I’d normally advocate for kicking in a door but if that isn’t your thing just splash some water on it and watch it rust
Few squirts from a water bottle filled with salt water.
These pieces of shit wouldn’t last a week on the gulf coast
Well, just spray some water on it for a week
Pretty sure if someone(s) simply spit on it, the sad sack’d rust. A civic duty, some might say.
Water is not as corrosive as people think. Vinegar on the other hand, and/or some hydrogen peroxide.
You don’t buy one of those ugly-ass pieces of shit unless you’ve already bought into a dominance-oriented worldview, and intend to use it as a prop for asserting dominance over everyone who crosses your path. If you bought one and drove it considerately, you may as well have spent half the price on a more sensible car that only falls short in projecting an “alpha-male warlord” image.
Does sf not have police or parking controllers at all? Where in from that shit would be towed before he managed to get his first cup of coffee
One of those shows it’s fully blocking a fire hydrant too. The driver’s convenience is more important than people maybe burning to death.
If it’s blocking a fire hydrant, I think you can call the fire department to have it towed? From what I’ve read before, they don’t take this lightly.
This looks like a great opportunity to slide across the hood with my keys hanging out of my back pocket.
If I were a vandal, (im not) I would get an old pair of boots and dip them into some sort of lightly corrosive liquid or gel, then walk them across the hood by hand.
There is no more reasonable result of parking a cybertruck on a crosswalk than finding the indellable footprints of someone stubborn using the crosswalk despite their best efforts.
It’s specifically bare steel, so you’ll do more damage to your keys than to the truck. It’s also awful grade steel, so you could probably “accidentally” spill something on it and get some rust.
Just saying, hot tub filter cleaner is one of the strongest oxidisers I’ve ever come across
Spilled some in my shed years ago and things are still rusting at an alarming rate
That seems like it might not do enough damage. Get some jeans with bedazzled ass pockets, then you’re really set for your hood slide.
Could just spray it with a hose.
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Fugly truck.
It will erode in just a few days…give it some water.
Well we know it can’t take a rock to the window.
Just toss a water balloon at it from a distance.
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Remove the valve cores from his tires.
Nothing a can opener won’t solve
Get a valve stem remover, 4 flat tires suck
Nah 3 flat tires suck more. Less likely for insurance to cover it
Place rusty steel objects, like cans, on it. The rust will stain the “stainless steel” body panels.
https://cleantechnica.com/2024/02/29/tesla-cybertruck-rust-what-it-really-is-how-to-clean-it/
