• @SoleInvictus
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    181 month ago

    This looks like a great opportunity to slide across the hood with my keys hanging out of my back pocket.

    • Hildegarde
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      181 month ago

      If I were a vandal, (im not) I would get an old pair of boots and dip them into some sort of lightly corrosive liquid or gel, then walk them across the hood by hand.

      There is no more reasonable result of parking a cybertruck on a crosswalk than finding the indellable footprints of someone stubborn using the crosswalk despite their best efforts.

    • VindictiveJudge
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      1 month ago

      It’s specifically bare steel, so you’ll do more damage to your keys than to the truck. It’s also awful grade steel, so you could probably “accidentally” spill something on it and get some rust.

      • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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        81 month ago

        Just saying, hot tub filter cleaner is one of the strongest oxidisers I’ve ever come across

        Spilled some in my shed years ago and things are still rusting at an alarming rate

    • @Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      71 month ago

      That seems like it might not do enough damage. Get some jeans with bedazzled ass pockets, then you’re really set for your hood slide.