• stembolts@programming.dev
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    Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.

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      As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.

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        We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.