• stembolts@programming.devEnglish
    23·
    6 months ago

    Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.

    • PyroNeurosisEnglish
      74·
      6 months ago

      As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.

      • stembolts@programming.devEnglish
        30·
        6 months ago

        We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.