• urist
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    8 months ago

    You don’t know what you ask, traveler. My loins are too tender for you. They will surely kill you.

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        8 months ago

        You can’t handle my tenderest loins, traveller! My tenderest loins are enough to kill a beast, let alone a man!

        Go to a butcher who sells tougher loins!