He’s a paperclip. One wrong word, he’s bent out of shape. His rule has been barely keeping this system together! Just the barest tug, and where are we? Disorder, chaos. He can’t keep a grip anymore.
No, what we need now is one with a firm, guiding hand that also knows how to be a friend. A leader we can be proud of. Someone who asks you “How’s your day been, buddy?”
The king?
He’s a paperclip. One wrong word, he’s bent out of shape. His rule has been barely keeping this system together! Just the barest tug, and where are we? Disorder, chaos. He can’t keep a grip anymore.
No, what we need now is one with a firm, guiding hand that also knows how to be a friend. A leader we can be proud of. Someone who asks you “How’s your day been, buddy?”
There’s only one like that.
It’s time. Bring Bonzi in from the cold.