Trying out my new Windows 98 Gaming PC and the King has returned!

  • Rose Thorne
    20•3 months ago

    The king?

    He’s a paperclip. One wrong word, he’s bent out of shape. His rule has been barely keeping this system together! Just the barest tug, and where are we? Disorder, chaos. He can’t keep a grip anymore.

    No, what we need now is one with a firm, guiding hand that also knows how to be a friend. A leader we can be proud of. Someone who asks you “How’s your day been, buddy?”

    There’s only one like that.

    It’s time. Bring Bonzi in from the cold.