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This means that Samsung wants to provide meals and diet suggestions using the smart ring.
Galaxy Ring will monitor your activity during the day, and then Samsung Food, linked to a smart Samsung fridge with AI vision, will provide diet suggestions based on calorie consumption and body mass index (BMI).
In a real futuristic home where the Samsung oven is also linked, the appliance will apply the cooking temperature and time accordingly, and ingredients can also be delivered through the Samsung e-Food center.
How about, Fuck No?
It’s such a shame. All of this stuff would be useful and amazing in an ideal world, where every company was forced into using interoperable standards, no one was harvesting your personal data, and no one was taking deals to promote specific options for profit.
It’s 2024. Fuck the hype “future tech” from the past: the jetpacks, hoverboards, flying cars etc. Where are all the quality of life improvements technology was supposed to bring?
Like, it’s how many years since voice assistants became a thing, and as far as I know the first real useful option for a locally hosted non-data siphoning one is what the Home Assistant project rolled out last year. That still needs a good bunch of hands on tinkering to be useful, and even more to be able to use it outside your home.
I don’t want smart appliances. I don’t even want a smart TV.
I’m not even sure I want to be however smart I am the way things are going. I think I’d rather just be happy I’m not on fire or something.
Agreed, as soon as a diy company starts making affordable CRTs with modern I/O, I’ll invest every penny I can
CRTs? What’s the advantage there, other than nostalgia?
The ability to play Duck Hunt, surely.
Faster refresh rate, good for gaming, I’m told. Older games actually look better with scanlines. I haven’t seen any appreciable difference with the input lag tho.
120Hz would have been a fantastic refresh rate when I was using CRTs, and 240 would be unthinkable. I can understand nostalgia for older games, but I can’t imagine other benefits vs. modern flat panel.
Modern TVs hurt my eyes after a while, but CRTs don’t for some reason. Plus, I like the display more. As I type this, my eyes are bloodshot and tearing up from looking at my tv for a couple hours
I used to love smart things. I don’t have the give a shit to set up a local voice assistant and do not trust the companies who put out smart things. So now I have the smart bulbs and can turn the lights on and off with an app, but nothing else.
It’d be amazing, if I could run it all locally and keep my data to myself, using open source software and open standards.
Me: Let’s have some ice cream
Fridge:
Well not so fast is it going to do the cooking? /s
Samsung Food
Mmm… Computer chips. 🤤
Pay Samsung money to monitor your BMI, food intake, calories and dietary requirements; What an offer!
Fuck it, next year get the galaxy dildo, only $499.00 or $699.00 for the Ultra version.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
I wonder if Samsung tracks this as negative caloric intake… Caloric outtake?
You know what else monitors my activity levels and provides calorie intake suggestions and food suggestions based on that and macro/micro nutrient levels?
My body, via hunger and food cravings. And it’s free! (for me)
And I can 100% guarantee this little device isn’t going to know what I’m actually in the mood for, so it will literally never be what it suggests… Plus my fridge is sad single person fridge half the time - most of my food is dry goods (which it has no ability to track), and I get what produce I need when I need it or it goes bad.
Samsung: “You have beer, milk, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, sweet chili, and jelly in your fridge. Make it a soup I guess? I can’t work under these conditions! I’m going to order you real food and then tell you to cook it.”
Me: “No samsung, I don’t feel like cooking today, that’s why I don’t have any food to make.”
Samsung: “Did I stutter?”
Real talk tho, their smart TVs aren’t even any good -regretfully I have one-, which doesn’t build confidence for their even-more-niche smart stuff, why would anyone want all this other trash?
My body, via hunger and food cravings. And it’s free (for me)!
That’s cool, that’s not the reality for a lot of people struggling with weight who have to use calorie tracking apps to hit their goals though. Both people who eat too much and too little by listening to their body alone exist.
I’m not saying this is the solution for that, I’m just saying what you said isn’t applicable to everyone.
That’s why I said for me, but I can see my word placement wasn’t great, and probably not clear. Such is life.
I’d never trust a company trying to sell you an overpriced product that monitors your purchase and consumption habits to get you to spend even more on ordering services or whatever nonsense their fridge does, to give better advice than a persons own body, even when said body is not working properly with signaling, or has been otherwise hijacked by empty foods… I’d sooner trust even the worst malfunctioning body than this nonsense.
A lot of their stuff is crap. Monitors, TVs, and fridges from Samsung shit the bed with regularity
Does it do Samsung water, Samsung bed and Samsung rent too? And it’s definitely a Samsung deal breaker if it doesn’t at least do Samsung pay.
There was some Morgan Freeman movie about this exact thing, only they were bracelets. And the ring, in the movie, had some kind of 10-second recall time travel quality. Weird movie. But same thing!
