If that’s 6.9M solution in the glass, it might be a bad number.

Arnold Palmer

High fructose corn syrup

I think he has things explained to him that are drastically dumbed down to give him a chance of comprehension. Then he misunderstands the explanation, and misremembers the entire exchange, and we get the word vomit that has the barest shadow of reality.

Now wiggle those ears!

I’ll take the booth, please.

It doesn’t help that they drilled through the CF hull…

Maybe he was ONLY there for the games.

Which one is Fat Man?

Smell like cabbage…

I’d rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

It’s "O"s all the way down

Excluding tipped jobs from minimum wage is one distinguishing factor (that we sound also get rid of, but…“States’ rights!”)

Hee’sh going to hish room to lishen to shome Britney Shpears recordsh.

Sorry, did you say sheepskin couch?

AKA the uncertainty button

It’s OK if you don’t inhale.

The RCIA, Radio Caroline Internet Archive

One apostrophe to beam up.

Does one steer as a gondola?