• TheAlbatross
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    8 months ago

    More presidents should host events where citizens can punch them.

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      8 months ago

      Can you imagine any of the current geriatrics taking anything more than a 6th grader’s punch?

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        8 months ago

        I think Biden could take like, 1 sixth grader down, but honestly 2 sixth graders would probably overwhelm him.

        I think i could probably take 3. 4 after my coffee and adderol. 5 motivated 6th graders? I dunno, i think I’m toast

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          8 months ago

          I’ve borne witness to horrors. Endless rows of soulless shelves. Signs that spoke of treasure oft ignored. People dumb enough that it scared me knowing they operated a motor vehicle.

          As someone who has worked retail. If I tapped into the pure, black rage created in that time I would gladly fight a whole class of sixth grades. Especially the valued customers wwh~idiots that would leave frozen product on shelves and I would “Thank You, Sir”…

          O-oh god, it’s coming back! “Have a great day!” No, not like this.

          “Haha yeah, it didn’t ring up properly. Definitely free!”

          ahhh

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            8 months ago

            Here’s a great line a buddy of mine came up with during my time in the trenches: “you guys have been just horrific.”

            Try saying it out loud lol.

            If you like it, you can still use it today!