The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one’s true self.
It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.
Piss proud. Piss loud.
You are one of the cowards, the stench of fear pours out of your very presence.
I am mighty and I am practically drowning in strange your feeble mind would certainly stroke trying to fathom.
My thrice daily casual exploits make your greatest conquest look like a teenager trying to silently fumble their gonads under their childhood cartoon sheets while trying to recall 3 frames of an 80’s sci-fi film that awoke something mysterious within them.