The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one’s true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

    • TheAlbatrossOP
      22·
      10 months ago

      You are one of the cowards, the stench of fear pours out of your very presence.

      I am mighty and I am practically drowning in strange your feeble mind would certainly stroke trying to fathom.

      My thrice daily casual exploits make your greatest conquest look like a teenager trying to silently fumble their gonads under their childhood cartoon sheets while trying to recall 3 frames of an 80’s sci-fi film that awoke something mysterious within them.

  • spujb@lemmy.cafe
    16·
    10 months ago

    now this is the content i subscribed for!

    piss on, my sisters, my brothers and my gender non-conforming others, and piss long! 💫

    • TheAlbatrossOP
      12·
      10 months ago

      I can’t see down votes. You cannot hurt me in any way that matters.