Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in Pennsylvania Wokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
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Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in
PennsylvaniaWokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!C’mon man, Transylvania is right there
Transylgaynia
Even better. Shit, that could be a bumper sticker.
It’s bad form to name a place after another place.
Kicks New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico under the rug
Fucking typical, everyone forgets about New Jersey …
keep on kicking
That’s why I am happy I live in Springfield.
How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
Fuck, our dastardly plan is being foretold far too early for this part of the movie! Science damnit!