I know sex toys are generally a personal thing. But they’re also expensive and fun. How would you feel if a guy you’re hooking up with owned a vibrator and wanted to use it on you?

  • petrol_sniff_king
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    3 hours ago

    You’re right. I forgot completely what I learned in sex-ed:

    A dildo, fresh from the factory line, is like a big, beautiful Kielbasa.

    But what happens when multiple people get their lips around this mammoth hot dog? That’s right, it becomes chewed, shriveled, broken, and ugly. Like a meat raisin. Or a slim jim. Or one part of a twizzler.

    A dildo with just two partners has already lost about 25% of its girth. Is that right, boys? Shouldn’t you be purchasing your best?

    #dildo_monogamy

    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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      3 hours ago

      Whatever you say, bud. I’m sure the ladies are just as thrilled when you try to convince then that it’s totally okay to reuse a condom used on someone else because you washed it off in the sink.