To be fair, I don’t go around touching things and eating with my bare buttcrack all day. I do those things with my hands, which I wash after going to the bathroom. And I shower at least once a day and clean that buttcrack with soap.
That’s not to say that a bidet isn’t better than TP, just that the analogy never made sense.
Omg I came here to comment exactly this. Such a luxury
You know, you could bring a water bottle to the bathroom and one of these pocket sized bidet caps and nobody would really know. Unless you chose a crinkly bottle I guess
Um… my dude… I’m going to need a lot more water pressure than that…
That being said, I wonder if you could make an adapter for a battery powered paint sprayer… or just give zero fucks and leave a pressure washer in the stall. Obviously not full power, but pressure wouldn’t be an issue then.
I have a bidet but can only use it in the summer because the water is ice in the winter :(. I’d love to hook up the hot water to it but there’s no way to do it in my rented house
A lot of Japanese bidets have a water AND seat heating feature, no need for hot water hookup. I know it seems expensive but it’s very well-made and I’m very happy with mine.
Installing a bidet was one of the best decisions I’ve made in the bathroom, but it makes pooping at work a lot worse.
Only using TP now makes me feel like cave man. If you got poop on your hand, would you just wipe it off with napkin and go on about your day? No.
To be fair, I don’t go around touching things and eating with my bare buttcrack all day. I do those things with my hands, which I wash after going to the bathroom. And I shower at least once a day and clean that buttcrack with soap.
That’s not to say that a bidet isn’t better than TP, just that the analogy never made sense.
No, but I eat with my hands. My butt hole hardly ever touches my food before I’ve eaten it.
It’s rare, but it still occurs.
Not ruling it out.
You know that cucumber in the salad that you just ate…
I just read your comment as, “I eat butt with my hands.”
You don’t wash your hands after shitting?
That’s not what I said at all.
You said you just wipe it off with a napkin and go about your day.
Sounds like you’re not using soap and warm water to wash your hands for at least thirty seconds after every poop.
Omg I came here to comment exactly this. Such a luxury
You know, you could bring a water bottle to the bathroom and one of these pocket sized bidet caps and nobody would really know. Unless you chose a crinkly bottle I guess
Um… my dude… I’m going to need a lot more water pressure than that…
That being said, I wonder if you could make an adapter for a battery powered paint sprayer… or just give zero fucks and leave a pressure washer in the stall. Obviously not full power, but pressure wouldn’t be an issue then.
If you have the accessibility to leave a functioning pressure washer in the stall… you could just get a bidet installed.
That is a phenomenal tip right there!! Didn’t know these products existed, thanks a ton.
20 years ago I worked with a woman with a special water bottle. Everybody knew.
Well I hope she owned it, though if pre-covid probably not. Sentiment has shifted a little since the great tp shortage.
If I was her today I’d fuckin own it. Already use those portable ones to shit in the woods.
Toilets without bidet…? How do people clean their ass? In the shower? They go around with stank ass all day
Umm… we use a little modern miracle called the Three Seashells.
I have a bidet but can only use it in the summer because the water is ice in the winter :(. I’d love to hook up the hot water to it but there’s no way to do it in my rented house
Extension cord and it’ll use electric heating.
Searching for “self heating bidet attachment” will give you an array of options from $45 to $300
A lot of Japanese bidets have a water AND seat heating feature, no need for hot water hookup. I know it seems expensive but it’s very well-made and I’m very happy with mine.
https://a.co/d/e0QTxAN