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Text overlaying image: I’m a southern trans man. My transition goal is not Tom Holland, it’s that old guy that keeps his cig butts in a special doctor pepper can and has three broke down cars he swears he’ll fix just sitting in his backyard. I will wear the worlds ugliest shirts, and oldest shoes, and I have a “going out” shirt for when we go to Ruby Tuesdays. I want a big dog and a tiny TV on my carport that also serves as a front porch

  • I’d have a beer in the car port bitching about mechanical failures. Fucking carbs always getting gummed up. People gotta stop putting cheap gas in these older engines.