“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.
“Me,” Trump quipped.
“The second?” the reporter pushed on.
“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in … less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.
First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.
Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”
Yep, this is a distraction from the stock market melt down.
As is his proclamation that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month, and then goes on to ONLY talk about trans kids.
Wonder how the big players in the troubled teen industry donated. I’m sure RFK Jr’s department will be quick to investigate and regulate teen torture facilities.
Don’t give him so much credit. Everything he does is credited as an intentional distraction from whatever it is that he just did.
Yeah, it’s pretty tiresome. “This is a distraction!!!” No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.
That would also mean that he had planned everything in detail to fit together. That’s beyond his capacities. The recession was obviously unplanned; he’s already struggling to keep the whole thing under control. The complexity of human society is overwhelming him.
Residual salesman brain.
Trump: I am awesome, I bought this thing, it is awesome, you will be awesome if you buy it too.
It bears no relationship to … making any kind of sense, because it is literally a hustle, a psychological manipulation tactic.
He is just saying salesman words, meant to encourage buy in.
Has no relation to reality, the truth, making sense, etc.
… But, it works on rubes, dullard marks, cult members, weak willed / low self esteem people with decent reliability.
These are just more Trump University or Trump Steaks to him.
Demented incompetent salesman brain, or what’s left of it.
When you’re a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.
He’s not faking being a citizen. He’s faking being self-aware. He barely has a clue wtf he’s talking about at any given time. That’s all.
Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?
In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.
He could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form ‘accidently’ being deported, since he made it so that’s a thing now
To sell it later because he thinks it’ll be a collector’s item. His only thoughts are ever about making money.
Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽
So law and order is just bullshit now right? You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line? Where is that money going by the way, to Trump or a public fund?
You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line?
There have been similar (non-literal) golden visas offered all over the world, mainly by poorer EU countries or the various third-tier states that make most of their foreign exchange through money-laundering.
It’d be a helluva thing if some dumbasses were to actually buy these things, then have it rendered null and void if the adults get back in charge…and are not given a refund.
Well, my first thought was that he did it to cover Melania 😂
Country for sale! Buy now!
And it’s a going out of business fire sale.
Held in a flaming dumpster
Hey, be fair! We’re not on fire at the moment.
Speak for yourself, flameless.
Why not let Americans sell their citizenship for $5m instead.
That’s some capitalism I can get behind! Free the citizenship market!
There should be fair competition in the market the government should not be the only one that can sell citizenships. Or at least we should be allowed to sell it back to the government for $5 million who can then sell to someone else.
I’d do it in seconds.
Yup, you can live like a king with that money in many other parts of the world.
Now that’s an idea! Hell, I’ll do it for 3 mil
Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell
That’s higher than federal minimum wage! You generous bastard 😄
The world is just waiting to pick up well educated americans because they keep electing clowns.
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no, it’s on the front
It has his face on it, so it already has an ass on it.
I think people with 5mil could probably get in a lot cheaper.
And 5 million today is only half a million in purchasing power two generations ago. And even less three generations ago.
So basically we are talking about middle class as it used to be defined. Problem in the USA is, very few people now have this money; so quite rightly it seems out of reach for many
A EB-5 visa costs ~1 million dollars and has been available since the 1990s. So anyone who wanted one has had plenty of time to get one.
The new “gold card” intends to replace the existing program.
Increasing the cost from 1 to 5 million sounds like it would decrease the number of applicants, not increase them. I suspect part of this change will be loosening the requirements to justify the increased cost.
This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.
Holy fuck.
We’re so fucking cooked.
He’ll be a scammer till the day he dies.
like father like son, and his grandfather.
Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.
You’re just mad trump discovered an infinite money glitch for government revenues. Sell someone a visa for $5 mil, kick them out for no reason because you can, make them pay another $5 mil to come back, rinse and repeat.
If it’s still honored, it would appreciate in value in four years.
Idk why dems don’t discredit this as “Desperately importing wealthy foreign elites”.
The dementia gets more and more apparent
“sale of 1,000 Gold Cards this week, raising $5 billion in a single day.”
Good for you, even if the number is true (it is not) and these keep selling (they won’t), we just need a year and a half to make back the 2.5 trillion stock market lost overnight; and 6 whole years to make back 11 trillion lost since he took the office.
BTW, I cannot it has only been less than 3 month. Feels like years have passed.
Looks like monopoly money.
AI generated
One nation under Grok
Grok Damnit.
At this point, you’d have to be badly mentally challenged if you’re willing to pay to live in U.S
If they are really rich, the US is an amazing place to live and 5m is nothing to them. If one has to save up for that card, it’s a shitty deal.
Ew
Why would anyone with that much money want to come here permanently, and get the IRS all up in their business? The US is the only large country that taxes its citizens on their worldwide income (edit: regardless of residency status)
Yes, I know Republicans are always interested in reducing taxes on the rich, but right now these hypothetical rich people who want to come here have zero tax liability. All that $5m does is subject them to intrusive questions about where they are making their money every year when they file taxes.
Good news for rich people, this article says they won’t be taxed like a citizen
Unlike American citizens, gold card holders will not have to pay taxes to the U.S. government on their overseas income.
Their source is CNBC
Shit, that is a good deal, then. And probably exceeds Trump’s authority in what the can offer, but when has that stopped him before?
That probably explains why he wants to buy one despite being a citizen already. I’d guess he thinks it’ll mean he wont be taxed on overseas income either. Figuring out whether he’s currently paying any, and if so how much is left as an exercise for the interested reader.
The US is the only large country that taxes its citizens on their worldwide income.
That’s untrue. As a Canadian, I know we do, and I believe we’re far from alone. I don’t know why people keep perpetuating this myth.
Canada will not tax you if you are a citizen, but no longer reside in Canada. the US will.
Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_taxation
Look at the map. Very few countries tax all citizens regardless of their residency in their worldwide income like the US does
the US will.
But there’s a US$130,000 exemption (the “foreign earned income exclusion”) and tax treaties with many countries, so not many people actually need to pay extra tax to the USA. Realistically, the only time you need to is if you earn more than US$130k and the country you live in has a lower tax rate than the USA.
What hurts much more is the “exit tax” when you leave the USA (as a green card holder after 7 years) or renounce your citizenship.
I’m assuming if someone had $5m just lying around to buy citizenship, their income is well beyond the $130k exemption
Being born here is increasingly an albatross to bear your entire life.
Sure, that’s completely true but unrelated to what you said in your original comment. I quote:
Why would anyone with that much money want to come here permanently
You were not talking about non-resident citizens, so stop moving the goalposts.
Plus, the US has one of the lowest tax rates of any of those “large countries” you talked about. So unless a US citizen resided in a country without a tax treaty with the US (there’s not many of them), they’re almost certainly being charged enough tax in their resident country that they pay $0 to the IRS on non-USA income.
I was talking about non-residents, that’s why I edited the comment. Resident non-citizens presumably have jobs here, and are already paying tax.
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