No, we’re not. Please send help.

I didn’t see anything specific to that in the official statement, but it could be in the confidential/internal use only docs.

Nice… But with winter approaching, Ukraine could also do with some non-military aid as well. Specifically, power generation capabilities.

Well, that’s… unexpectedly reasonable.

EDIT: Unexpectedly reasonable for the cops to be even remotely altruistic. Unfortunately in this day and age, I was fully expecting the cops to just curbstomp the poor kid.

Intriguing. The first and last time I saw anything RT kernel related was nearly a decade ago, when I stumbled on it as an alternate kernel in the old synaptic package manager.

Aww, but I want pointy fangs.

To me, the term “Web3 games” sounds like they’re trying to make a knockoff of Cookie Clicker with NFTs.

A familiar feeling of dread overtakes you. Even in its absence, you still remember that poor raccoon.

Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄᴀɴs ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

They’ll start claiming the bible forbids workers unions or something.

Nice, but someone needs to teach that kid that you only need the watch?v= part. The subsequent &si= and &pp= parts are useless tracking bits.

Okay, but we’re going to need a looooot of condiments to cover their bad taste.

Do they sell ketchup and A1 steak seasoning by the 55 gallon drum?

Nah. Aim higher. Take the officer’s pension plan.
You don’t get to retire comfortably on taxpayer dollars if you pull this shit.

…most followed user,

Abusing site admin powers to force accounts to follow you really shouldn’t count.

If you also factor in further accelerating userbase and revenue loss, us spending that money actually turns into a net loss for xitter.

I’ll gladly spend that money out of spite, just to see his website lose users to Mastodon even faster.

Would be interesting, but Lemmy and Mastodon would both need some work to tick some security and compliance checkboxes.

On the plus side, we could get proper 2FA support (i.e. Yubikeys or TOTP tokens) as a result. I’d love to get some more use out of that old yubikey.

I kinda hope that Trump’s campaign keeps using it, not because they’ll invariably get sued, but because Celine could then pull the most supremely delicious piece of irony ever…
And play the fail recorder version as he’s being escorted out for transport to prison.

That one particularly steamy car scene from Titanic says otherwise. 😏

Honestly, after all the shit YouTube is pulling with their ad systems, I wouldn’t mind those old tiny banner strip ads that used to occasionally pop up at the bottom of a video. Compared to the current standard of 3 minutes of unskippable ads interrupting every other video, those little banners are downright unobtrusive.

Looks like you can leave that field blank, and it’ll still work.

Monkrus is GenP, but prepackaged into the installer, if I’m remembering the GenP subreddit wiki correctly.