I’ve been using linux for more than a decade at this point, but in all that time I’ve rarely had a disk drive. The fact that this command exists and is just, one of the core utils included with your distro along with su and kill and mount and more is just… so beautiful. 10 years amore with this OS and I’m still learning things that the elders in the audience are snickering at me for only learning 5 minutes ago while they were popping their disk trays open with a single command back when disk drives were a non optional component.
don’t use it if you’re flying a plane, though!
lemme guess… and
inject
would close it again?I need to go put my DVD drive back in my tower to try this!
This command was very useful for quickly finding a server in a row of hundreds of identical servers. No need to read the labels or look up which rack it’s in. Just log in remotely, just use ‘eject’, and then walk down the row to the server that has its tray out.
I was wondering why they still sold servers with disk drives
For deploying your sick playlist to production, obviously!
No not mine, thermal performance always goes haywire 😔
I haven’t worked in a data center in years, so I don’t know the current norm for server hardware.
VPS providers hate this one trick
Modern problems require modern solution.
Back in networking classes we used to have entire rooms of replicated machines, all with contiguous addresses and same logins. We wrote a script to ssh into every computer of the room and eject and retract all the disk drives at the same time, it was wonderful ✨
Very helpful command it was for those, whose modem had to be rebooted daily back in the day: Have a cron-job open the tray, which in turn was placed strategically so that it would hit the reset button of the modem, then close the tray. And voilà; automatic reboot of the modem. Robotics at its finest!
That is fantastic.
Disk… drive?
what-year-is-it.jpeg
The year to backup (rip) your DVDs.
I long ago moved to a pair of 4TB hdds and recently upgraded to a pair of 16TBs
They should make a usb-port with a spring in it which can be released with eject. Until then I have to be content with just making sound effects when I run eject on other devices.
You mean the cup holder?
If you have a LS-120, it will eject the floppy disc like you were on dome fancy-pants Macintosh!
I’ve never encountered another LS-120 user before. When it came out I assumed it would be the future, because 120 megabyte freaking laser assisted floppy, am I right? Turns out I was very much mistaken, and CD-R took over.
I also made the same mistake regarding CF vs SD cards.
120 MB? That’s more than a ZipDisk!
I knew I attended a well-funded modern college because all the computers had been upgraded with ZipDrives.
Yep, Zip drives only had 100MB, the disks were clunky and were prone to get the Click of Death (not that LS-120 disks were any better in that sense, of course).
Ah, the good old days of sshing into a family member’s computer and trolling them by constantly opening and closing the drive.
It it to wait 30 mins then do it every 10, and pop it in startup, those were the days.
The other was Free_Cupholder.EXE. I miss disk drives for this reason more than for actual use.
i envy you. lol
You can configure sudo, used to elevate the privileges of a command, to insult users when they type in an incorrect password.
To do so, edit the sudoers file with a tool called visudo, which edits and validates modifications to the sudo configuration file.
sudo visudo
Near the top, add a line that reads:
Defaults insults
Save and close the file.
I found out about this recently and I love it. I don’t know why I like to be insulted, it makes me laugh.
I’m sure you do, you little scum! /s
Don’t ever match wits with a rutabaga
@TheGingerNut Off to try to find a removable media drive to try this! 🙂
Almost 20 years ago I convinced my high school library to let me install Debian on one of the computer groups. I found the “eject” command, and wrote a script that just invoked it with an argument to close the tray. I named that script “inject”. Being high schoolers, my friends and I made scripts to “eject” and “inject”, along with various beeps, and named the scripts suggestive and tawdry things. We all had a good giggle setting the systems off on their little routines and walking away.
Eject is not just for CDs. You still have to eject any hot mount physical media. Sadly the eject command only works in some cases. I do not think it works for hot mount SATA dives for example.
I want it to work for all drives. Sometimes I just wanna launch my SSD across the room for shits and giggles, is there a bash command for that yet?
No, sadly not. Maybe it’s implemented in Fish?
Ooh, or maybe an oh-my-zsh plugin!
Man, this takes me back, I had totally forgotten!