Have you tried using more cowbell?
There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
I have this tattooed on my back
Okay… Well… We’ll just put you on the “do not ever fuck” list.
That is absolutely for the best
It carries coffee addiction
Turns out it’s Man.
People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
Idk, feels like we’re doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it’s infection
By increasingly expanding the population?
By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.
If we’re a virus, we’re like herpes. You can try to kill us, but we’ll always come back.
Or we’re a virus like Smallpox and we explode in size but then get eradicated.
Sometimes things get bigger before they get smaller.
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Yeah, I’m sure it’s some sort of expensive hobby he’s addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
Spoiler: It’s filled with catgirls.
C’mon. In a trailer? It’s definitely horsegirls.
Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?
I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.
And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is ‘more cowbell’ has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions…
My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!
It truly is the forgotten pandemic.
Just some humans
Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!
Whats ligma?
steve jobs hahahsh gottem
balls?
No, it’s full of goblins!
Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?
Oh it’s related to the dragon isn’t it?
*Slaps trailer, “You can fit so much Herpes in this thing.”
That’s an amazing name for a horse.
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke
Well it’s definitely not the other guy’s joke. His dog has no nose.
How does he look?
Not smelly
Dude, you ruined it.
I keep setten em’ up and they keep drivin’ around em’
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I asked German translate if it could help me out, and it politely responded:
“Das wird nicht passieren.”
Huh.
No no no…it’s the tickle monster. It’s like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.