It’s 2025. I wish I could afford food…

The one time I went camping, it just felt like I was cosplaying as a homeless person.

Luckily no bears ate me.

I know the second cat. I mean, not the individual cat, but I know exactly what that cat is all about. If you try to pull your finger away, she will dig her claws in, and say “No. Your finger stays here. You don’t get to decide when you leave. I decide. Now stay just where you are.”

…I’m stealing this. I’m going to pitch this to cartoon network. The capy would have this real slow deep voice, and not get excited about anything, but he’s always just chill and happy to be there.

And the meerkat would basically be this coke riddled hyperactive spazzo.

Is it bad that I want to cast Dan “Dan” Avidan as the Capybara, and Arin Hanson as the Meerkat?

The show could be called “Spooples and friends”. None of the characters are named “Spooples”, and we never explain the name of the show.

Well now I want a meerkat and a capybara!

Best I can do is $3.50.

Guys! It’s not NSFW because she said fuck. It’s NSFW because the bird is a tit.

who’s going to serve the middle and the bottom income levels?

And laughter ensued from the 1%

…you’re just confusing me more.

I don’t know the gym terms. I don’t know what CV or HIIT are.

I’m just going to the gym, basically kicking my own ass every night, and then getting home, showering, going to bed, and weighing myself in the morning. The needle is moving in the right direction. At my heaviest I was 315. I’ve been dieting for like 2 years, but a month ago I started going to the gym.

Since I started going to the gym, I went from 259, to today 247. I think the cardio combined with my new diet is a good combo. I was 249 yesterday. Then I did like 35 minutes of cardio. Mixed in with arms, abs, and legs strength training.

Today I was 247.

I still don’t get what you mean about 7 days rest.

Dude…the line was crossed like 7 years ago when ICE agents just started raiding innocent peoples homes, and kidnapping them in unmarked vans.

THIS is so far past the line we csn’t even see the line. The line is a dot from here.

He looks like if one of the members of mudvayne got really into meth.

I don’t want to brag, but I once made it to level 12 in Tetris for gameboy, in a T.J Maxx in the 90s. I only lost because my mom said she was done shopping. But I had the perfect lighting spot and didn’t want to move. So I said “Just go back to shopping. You love shopping.”

And my mom took that personally.

My best ever tetris run may have gone on even further. I’ll never know where I’d have gotten. In the end, my run was ended by my mom dragging me out of the store by my ear.

Still though. Level 12.

This has all the makings of a romcom. One day you’ll meet a woman who has multiple cracked cups, but the lids are fine.

Good. Because this current administration isn’t going to use taxes to maintain them.

There was a news article I read maybe a decade ago. I’m probably forgetting a few details, but heres the jist:

Down in Florida there was a closed beach. The beach was open certain months, but this was not that month.

The reason the beach was closed was because inside the little pond/swamp/finger lake were alligators in mating season.

This beach also had fences blocking access. Meaning even to get on the beach you had to jump a fence that was covered in warning signs.

So this dumbass shows up to the beach, puts his towel down by the water, and is just about to get in the water.

Cop pulls up on the other side of the fence, and starts yelling they need to get out of there, that they are in danger.

Guy ignores him and starts walking towards the water. Cop is yelling the water is filled with alligators, and it’s 6pm, so it’s feeding hour. He is in danger even being on the beach at all, but going in the water is certain death.

Guy gets in the water while yelling “FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!”

No sooner had he yelled that when his body was ripped violently underwater. Blood filled the water, and a feeding frenzy had ensued. His body ripped to shreds while his family, still on the beach cried on for the cop to do something. The cops simply told them “there is zero chance I am crossing this fence. If you were smart, you wouldn’t be on that side either.”

Was that you? Did you once get ripped to shreds by alligators because you made plans to go to the beach?

…I don’t get it.

7 to 10 days between gym time??? I’m in the gym 4-5 days a week for 3-4 hours a day. Now granted some of that time is rest, but that sounds nuts! I just got off an exercise bike, and went for 20 minutes straight. Which is a new personal best. Said I burned 150 calories. I might do it again in 2 hours.

But for now, it’s weights time.

Preventable deaths from covid. Which is where we got when trump REFUSED to take any action for the health of this countries citizens.

In Ohio we have/had Mike DeWine as govenor. Now, DeWine is a republican. And if covid never happened, I wouldn’t like DeWine in any way. I don’t agree with his politics. I don’t agree with his policies. In general I don’t support him.

However, for the duration of covid, he listened to health experts. He put in place safety regulations and lockdowns designed to help every single citizen in the face of an at the time uncurable deadly pandemic.

He put aside his ego. He put aside his political party. He put aside all the bullshit and did what was right WHILE HIS OWN PARTY MEMBERS THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR IT.

For that, I have to begrudgingly respect him for what he did. He put the human first at the cost of his own career.

Meanwhile, trump let 1 million plus people die, and shrugged.

TIL 10% of Ukrainians aren’t very good at knowing who to trust.

Hey, do you want like 400,000 more copies of E.T? They’re just sitting there. In some landfill.