Can Matt Raven wrestle Matt Taven at some point?

Weekend at Chuckie’s

Looking like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City doesn’t help.

Get better spray tan!!

And we’re just ignoring how this story was broken wide open by the BBC? I bet wicked.com won’t.

SMH

That’s what confused me, too. Thanks for the answer!

Semi-serious question: Would the u in TU have an accent mark like ú? Does it make a difference grammatically?

The reason for the question is my High School Spanish is a bit rusty so I went to Google Translate to figure out “chinga tu maga”. I get what the sign is for, but typed the whole phrase into Translate for completion’s sake. Going from Spanish to English and using the regular u, as seen on the sign, returned the phrase “fuck you magician”. Replacing the u in TU to the accented ú changes the translation to “fuck you, bitch”, comma and all. Just triggered a laugh and a small intrest in Spanish grammar.

… or worse, Wednesday

You don’t need to put a ring on it…

… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.

Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer’s here, some there, it’s every-fuckin’-where!!

Right after his tax returns

Triangle, man! Triangle Man! Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight; Triangle wins. Triangle Man.

What’s NESter up to these days?

I wish he was Somebody That I Used To Know.

Close enough; it’s what I read when I first saw the word and the sentiment is valid.

I heard he went by “Duder” or possibly “El Duderino” for those not into the whole brevity thing.

I hope McDavid and Draisaitl walk after their contracts and sign anywhere else- unless Quennville happens to be coaching another team by then; feel free to skip them.

Sorry, Oiler fans.

(Your Local Area Code) 867-5309

Pretty much works anywhere- nobody likes giving their number.

Thank you, Tommy Tutone!!

Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek.

Fixed it.

Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek

Trucks? I think the answer is more trucks on the road. Fewer cars so theres more gas for trucks, right?

The Swifties helped to break up a monopoly in the U.S.; I don’t know if I’m ready to learn whether or not T. Swift can take down a political party (but, she probably could).