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Take her to a knightclub
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
Not another one knight stand!
“I’m glad you brought protection”
what i’m told
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
What’s the best way to polish that?
Give it to your squire.
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
“Heavy dose,” indeed. ;)
Toothbrush and time
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
Ni!
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Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Locksmith lawyering intensifies
Yep, she’s a keeper.
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
Fall deeply, and completely in love
