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As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
What’s the best way to polish that?
Give it to your squire.
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
“Heavy dose,” indeed. ;)
Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.Toothbrush and time
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
“I’m glad you brought protection”
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
Ni!
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what i’m told
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Not another one knight stand!
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Locksmith lawyering intensifies
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
Get excited about where ever we’re going because I know it should be awesome
