Kazaam starring Shaquille O’Neal.

Same. Emil getting doused in toxic waste still haunts me.

Rush: Cygnus X-1 books I and II. More of a two-part story, but kind of fits the question.

He who controls the White Russian controls the universe.

Dios mio!

Yay! We’re winning!

When in Rome…

The book Project Hail Mary explores some interesting ideas about how we could communicate with aliens.

Yogurt the wise! Yogurt the all-powerful! Yogurt the magnificent!

Gottem.

Now that’s a line I haven’t heard since about 1991.

I’ve explained NixOS to non-tech business owners by treating it like any other piece of equipment. You want to upgrade your widget stamping machine? Buy and install the new machine that meets all the specs and stamp some widgets with it. Only after you’re satisfied that it works do you remove the old one.

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Just create a new AI that’s specialized in cleaning up vibe code.

Worked for a company that had a similar policy against free software, but simultaneously encouraged employees to use open-source software to save money. I don’t think upper management was talking to the IT department.

Matterhorney

Bonus points if you do it while wearing Braveheart face paint and yelling “FREEDOM!”

Rats with tight black leather get laid the most. I’m calling it now.

I have a friend who’s a volunteer EMT and has basically the same story. Lots of repeat customers, and some people get all pissy after Narcan because it killed their high.

If e-readers evolved from books, then why are there still books?

Checkmark, atheists