So far this year China has added more solar capacity than the US in its entire history

The Site five minutes after a containment breach be like

If you’re going to be Friend Computer (the GM), then you have Ultraviolet level clearance and can read everything in the Core Book.

If you’re going to be a Troubleshooter (player) then reading anything above Red clearance is grounds for immediate termination. Thoughtfully, a version of the rule book with only Red-clearance information in it (i.e. the basic rules) is provided to prevent such an unfortunate event.

Basically, a key component of Paranoia is that only the GM is “allowed” to know the rules - or at least, display knowledge of them. It’s a kind of tongue-in-cheek way of saying that whatever the GM says goes, because the players “shouldn’t” know enough to argue about it, but it’s also fun when players really don’t know the full story on various background elements and in-universe “hidden” information, such as the secret societies or mutant powers or contraband technology. So as GM, you should get the Core Book and (ideally) provide Red Clearance books for the players.

The argument for it being Israel:

• Israel has complete air superiority
• Israel is conducting a bombing campaign against Gaza
• Israel has threatened to attack hospitals
• Israel has previously bombed hospitals
• Israel has previously bombed this exact hospital
• The audio and visual characteristics of the bomb and the damage caused (captured by multiple, independent observers) match with a JDAM guided bomb, which Israel has already used
• Israeli sources first claimed the hospital was a Hamas base or had Hamas tunnels or arms caches, before rapidly rolling back their position to “we didn’t do it”
• It is clearly in Israel’s interest to kill Palestinians and destroy Palestinian infrastructure, especially medical services and supplies, because they are conducting a genocide

The argument for it being Hamas:

• Israel says it was

Reddit, or rather , is controlled by the US security state, so r/combatfootage - which banned all combat footage from Palestinian viewpoints - is not a reliable source. The idea that a ‘rocket piece’ could accidentally fall on a hospital and kill 500 people (a number reported by a first-hand MSF witness) is laughably absurd. If a Hamas rocket could cause this kind of damage, Tel Aviv would look like the surface of the fucking moon. It was OBVIOUSLY another genocidal act by the entity continuously and overtly engaged in genocidal acts. To think otherwise requires you to want to fall for their propaganda. No one in full possession of their faculties looking at the facts dispassionately could possibly conclude it was anything else.

Banned for being factually incorrect in a blindingly obvious way

Babe! It’s been fifty years, time to performatively reveal the US’s involvement in something that everyone already knows we did, while making sure everyone is thankful it doesn’t happen any more!

Yes honey

Get an amish/preacher hat, one of those big felt ones

You shouldn’t! Here is a link to a podcast about Korea, I highly recommend listening to it although I warn you the content is pretty heavy.

Important fact: Hexbear does not have a downvote function, so it’s impossible for hexbear users to do that!

YOUR ARGUMENT is that the result of this referendum matters. It doesn’t because, as you’ve identified, both options are the same. As for Hawaiian resistance, they’ve been fighting continuously for a hundred years and, like every other liberation movement against the USA, have been ruthlessly suppressed by the fascist police and petty-bourgeoise militia of the “middle class”. And, like every other liberation struggle, victory is inevitable as the empire continues to crumble beneath the weight of its sins.

Also, neat how you’ve got five devoted followers upvoting you within two minutes on every one of your shitty empire-shilling posts for the last several hours

Referendum is literally: “Would you like to be a state or a territory? Independence is not an option.”

Sigh…

Should I kill you with my sword or with my gun?

Sorry, “I want to live” was not an option on the ballot

Read, comrade!

That counteroffensive will be reaching Moscow any day now!

We subsist only on the most proletarian of bear foods: stolen expropriated pic-a-nic baskets

“Hmm, the patient is pale and feverish… we must apply more leeches!”

(Repeat for seventy years)

Hahahaha… Killer Queen has already touched that mineshaft!

The chef boss was pretty tough, but I found the trick was to use the environmental hazards.

But I’m CREATING JOBS and HELPING THE ECONOMY! Would you DENY WORKERS the OPPORTUNITY to SUPPLY THE MARKET for simple QUENCHLESS BLOODTHIRSTERS such as myself?

This HOT WOOD ELF DRUID has NEVER cast a THIRD LEVEL SPELL on CAMERA before

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