…meh

Yeah, but that would be, like, helping people man.

Bootstraps motherfuckers!

It’s adorable they think he’ll allow them to do that.

I’m case no one has noticed, this fucking guy has been impeached (twice), violated countless laws, some of which resulted in 34 felony counts, incited an insurrection; none of which will he see justice for… And then ran for office on doing exactly what he’s doing - which is being an agent of chaos…

…they helped put him back into power and now they think there’s going to be another election? That they can somehow put the cat back in the bag?

That just means they’ll be first.

Set that phaser to fun, number one.

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This coming from the same motherfuckers that brought you classics like:

“We have to let the Nazis march in the park this weekend, freeze peach”

And

“The klan is just a bunch of good 'ol boys, they never hurt nobody”

I’m other words, it’s just another example of how not to do business that all the rubes will throw money at.

Awesome.

Her name was Melissa Hortman.

Who gives a shit what Trump says?

TACO bout your own circus, you fucking clown.

Seems like they’re sanitizing the news cycle around some events today…

Media frenzy for this event will make a great distraction from the cancellation of the shit show military parade / ego stroke.

Otherwise they may actually have to cover those nationwide protests with millions of attendees planned. Their corporate masters wouldn’t like that.

A little too convenient.

TIHI

OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.

Murderface Murderface Murderface

RIP teeth

Email has a place. I always let my teams know that text, phone call, or IM / DM aren’t professional ways to communicate.

The reason being is that it isn’t externally travelable - you can’t send it to the next recipient in a format that is accepted by most people.

Also I hate needing to check five or seven fucking messaging apps to get all of the info consolidated. Send a goddamned email with everything once the thought is finished.

How dare you invest in the future? Our potential future tax base needs to learn how to starve or go into debt - those are the most important lessons in the good old US of fucking A.

IDK why that would concern anyone - it’s free for personal use.

I’ve always figured we’re parasites on a global level.

We consume and excrete, but we have yet to add anything of value to the planet.

Flipboard. It’s a fedi-friendly news aggregator.