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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

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tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    I definitely want to talk about Invader Zim with a big tittied pharmacy tech. Do I just…start filling prescriptions and drop “It’s not stupid, it’s ADVANCED” into the small talk? Will that work?

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      If I knew I would have titled this post something else lol

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      I’d be happy to talk about Invader Zim with anyone. It doesn’t need to be post-coital.

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        Oh good, that would be a distraction

        Why does the boy make fun of the foreign student? Is it because the foreign student has more powerful human organs?

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          He’s just mad he doesn’t have a Squeedily Spooch.

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        I was picturing pre-coital myself.

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      When you pick it up say “Thank you. I love you.”

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      I do know a pharmacy tech who is probably C cup but she is married well over 31 and I don’t know if she is even knows what IZ is.

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