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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

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tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Uhh… yeah. That’s more or less my expectation. I know big mommy goth gf needs her Netflix. We’ll drink blood when the moon is right.

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      It’s like, yeah, wtf is wrong with Invader Zim?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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        “What’s wrong with him?! He’s an evil alien bent on conquering Earth!”

        “Oh shut up, Dib.”

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      We’ll drink blood when the moon is right.

      I don’t mean to kink shame, but I’m gonna anyway. Gross :-p

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        It’s just milk with red food coloring.

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          Yeah, that’s not the kind of blood that’s tied to the moon…

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