The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal
Imagine going through the trouble to eat the entire chair, only to find that they have another one.
Time to order dessert
I’d be so nervous during my last meal that I’d definitely puke and never want to eat that dish again, so I would make sure to pick something I don’t like.
That makes sens- Wait a minute…
Imagine getting metal tattoos so you can safely guide the power through you body
“Whelp, he’s clearly god, release him immediately”
Or Ernest. Same thing, really.
So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation’s leader in state sanctioned executions, you don’t get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.
Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.
yfw you apparently forgot you get executed by firing squad
Who cares zappy chair = tasty
Congrats, you now die of starvation.
I’d probably try Fugu if I had to order my last meal. I also doubt they would bother to cook it properly so I would avoid my sentence (officially).
It’s rich in iron.
Your executioner might be a robot
Michel Lotito would probably pull this off
Dead men eat no chairs…
