• TheAlbatross
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      9 months ago

      “Hey… you know who I am, right? You can see my digging claws on your cloth seats, right?? You understand my propensity to be ill-tempered is so well renowned my name means to pester aggressively, right? Is everything alright at home, because you are making some very concerning decisions right now.”