• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Look, she may have never met him but you can’t prove it isn’t love. The first day a chicken learns what love is is the first day they start producing eggs. They lay until they truly believe Romeo may have been a liar and they lose their love. A tragic broken heart.

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              9 months ago

              Well the guy above didn’t.

              He thought chickens have to have sex to be able to lay eggs.

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                9 months ago

                So the Romeo and Juliet references and the discussion of the love life of a chicken must not have given away my sarcasm haha

                It also appears FlyingSquid was making jokes as well. “It does for these eggs” was stated in the discussion by them.

                It is probably hard for people to pick up in text but is a cultural colloquilism I would say. Like saying “Not with that attitude” to someone who says an individual can’t throw a car over a fence with their bare hands.

                This whole thing seems like people took his jokes to seriously and thought of them as trolling.

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                  9 months ago

                  Sure, “it was a joke”, but it also gave away your ignorance of basic biology.

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                    … I have lived on a dirt road and raised chickens without any roosters. Keep going on thinking you are better than others you don’t understand, you sound like an ignorant asshole

                    Edit: Also in case you don’t believe it still, here is an undedit response by me days ago in this post

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          *ovulation

          Releasing of an egg is ovulation. Menstruation is shedding of the lining of the uterus in mammals when pregnancy has not occurred.

          It’s a little pet peeve of mine when people refer to eggs as “chicken periods.” I get a similar itch when people refer to anything in the crotch area of a female as a vagina lol.

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        9 months ago

        You’re right! My dad has chickens. You definitely don’t need a rooster involved. Laying eggs is not an analogue to giving birth - it’s more like they’re having their period.

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      I know you live in Indiana. There are chicken farms near you. They shred 99.9999% of the males because they aren’t needed for egg production. The roosters are only needed to fertilize the next generation of chickens, which roughly 50% of them will be immediately killed at birth.

      Edit: ok you’re trolling. I was wondering, cause normally you’re more educated than that take is.

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      9 months ago

      This. Even if you do take everything seriously and use proper terminology, the far right will find a way to troll you. Don’t let it shape your reality. Acknowledge them for the unproductive trolls they are and carry on with your business without a second thought.

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                9 months ago

                Just stop making us look like the moron you are lol

                It’s literally what you said. He is making you look like a moron by posting a meme lol

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                9 months ago

                Lmao bro flyingsquid is like half of lemmy content. They’re pretty intelligent. This is a meme, so they aren’t taking things seriously

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                  Thank you, that’s very kind of you to say! I remember you posted a Some More News video on Leftism the other day about Dr. King, I’m guessing because of Black History Month. I hadn’t watched it since it came out, so it was worth a re-watch. I should have thanked you for posting it in the community, but since I didn’t, I’m thanking you for it now. :)

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                    Yea of course! I always enjoy your posts lol so glad I could do the same.

                    You nailed it, I posted it for black history month since I missed the chance to post it on his birthday. Hopefully I’ll have some more good stuff to post before the month ends!

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          To be fair, when the right does this, they end up mocked on “The Right Can’t Meme”.