I like the idea of summoning patrons like Pokemon

Extra hilarious because, IIRC, the previous comic was about having a patron that just wanted to bone you, except you’re gay so it’s a chore.

Poor C’tun Aket, it’s not their fault they were born ugly. Warlocks always ask them “Where’s my spell slot?”, but nobody asks them “we’ll bang, okay?”

That’s rude to turn down your patron like that.

I mean I’m assuming a powerful enough Patron would easily be able to shapechange into whatever form they want. So if they’re offering…

Choose your patrons wisely.

I mean, it’s probably NOT fun. In fact I would hazard a guess that it is decidedly Slaaneshian

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