Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoif you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...slrpnk.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1648 cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1648imageif you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...slrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square13fedilink cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·9 months agoIf you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoOr give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don’t have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoWrong. Pound a piece of lathe into the ground. A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.
If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don’t have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail
Wrong.
Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.
A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.