RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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Capitalism sure is breeding lots of innovation.
Absolutely! Before capitalism, we had company owners and workers. Sometimes, those were even the same role. Now?
- Owners
- Shareholders
- Directors
- Chief Executive Officers
- Chief Technology Officers
- Chief Financial Officers
- Chief Business Development Officers
- Chief Operating Officers
- Chief Marketing Officer
- Chief Information Officers
- Chief Communications Officers
- Chief Legal Officers
- Chief Risk Officers
- Chief Creative Officers
- Chief Compliance Officers
- Chief Audit Executives
- Chief Diversity Officers
- Chief Human Resources Officers
- Middle Management
- Wage Slaves
- “Independent” Contractors; and
- Undocumented Below-Minimum-Wage Workers
See! Lots of innovation /s
Well of course, taxpayers fund much of their R&D. So what else are they supposed to spend their money on?
Peak efficiency!