“Look, I understand you say you are trying but have you just tried not hitting every single banana peel? Everybody has to deal with avoiding banana peels so you aren’t special, here let me give you a suggestion when I want to avoid the banana peels I simply just drive around them, hope that helps :)”
“Look, we could just take away most of the banana peels very easily, but it is (literally) a slippery slope accommodating people and where do we stop? If we take away the banana peels, what do we then take away the cannons that randomly fire at drivers from the side of the track for no reason? sigh We have to be realistic and it is much better for all of us to simply treat the completely unrelated and arbitrary skill of avoiding banana peels as the prime indicator of kart racing ability and if for some reason you are an an amazing kart driver but can’t avoid banana peels to save your life (are you colorblind? oops!) well sorry but life isn’t fair and there is nothing we can do (even though we create and maintain the conditions of the entire problem). Have you tried mindfulness meditating?”
“Look, I understand you say you are trying but have you just tried not hitting every single banana peel? Everybody has to deal with avoiding banana peels so you aren’t special, here let me give you a suggestion when I want to avoid the banana peels I simply just drive around them, hope that helps :)”
"Maybe you just need to try harder at driving around them? "
“Have you tried making a checklist of bananas so you don’t hit them?”
Y’all are making me lose it while I wait for my haircut. I’m getting weird looks.
“Look, we could just take away most of the banana peels very easily, but it is (literally) a slippery slope accommodating people and where do we stop? If we take away the banana peels, what do we then take away the cannons that randomly fire at drivers from the side of the track for no reason? sigh We have to be realistic and it is much better for all of us to simply treat the completely unrelated and arbitrary skill of avoiding banana peels as the prime indicator of kart racing ability and if for some reason you are an an amazing kart driver but can’t avoid banana peels to save your life (are you colorblind? oops!) well sorry but life isn’t fair and there is nothing we can do (even though we create and maintain the conditions of the entire problem). Have you tried mindfulness meditating?”
looks at sea of yellow where track is supposed to be … ಠ_ಠ
Have you tried not being colorblind to yellow?