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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    1. I am not made out of silly putty.
    2. I am not female.
    3. I cannot code.
    4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
    5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
    6. I don’t want to.
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      Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.

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        With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

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      I am not female.

      You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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        I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

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      1. My back

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