(Phone call with a urology office)

Office: “Can you put the patient on the phone, is he there?”

Me: “Oh, I am the patient.”

Them: “I’m sorry, I thought this was about scheduling a vasectomy.”

Me: “It is.”

Them: “…” Me: “…”

Them: “I would need to speak to the person who would be getting the operation.”

Me: “That’s me, I would be.”

Them: “…” Me: “…”

This went around at least a couple more times. I guess the voice training was paying off? 😅