all of them are me after sitting down for like 5 minutes
As someone with chronic pain, these are just the positions I cycle through trying to feel comfortable for a second.
I’ll do all of these in a span of 10 minutes
Chaotic Good is going to break the armrest.
That would be a little… chaotic
It’s like a full 2*4 under there. It’ll be fine.
Well I guess I’m alignment fluid.
I’m true neutral for sure.
I feel like lawful evil should be switch for chaotic evil, putting the shoes on the coach sounds bad
Do people wear shoes at home where you live?
Some Americans do. I didn’t believe it either.
The absolute derangement of Americans truly knows no bounds. /s
Living in Germany, it’s always so astonishing to have people ask me whether to take their shoes off or leave them on when entering my flat. Like, dude
I wouldn’t do any of the Neutral or Evil ones with shoes, that just feels uncomfortable
they’re all evil. lawful isn’t “less” evil than chaotic. it’s just evil in a different way.
all three lawfuls are sitting in a conventional way.
what are people who sit under cushion
Abysal evil
LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.
The chaotic evil is a great position for throatfucking. Yeah, I watch way too much porn.
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Get your asscrack off my chair arm.
I knew I was evil, but I guess it’s some consolation that its effect is neutral.
my feet don’t touch the floor in the lawful good position, it’s uncomfortable
this is discrimination
Appreciate the username
Chaotic neutral for me
Chaotic evil. Really stretches out the neck muscles and relieves that pinched nerve that makes my hands go numb.
That’s a chaotic neutral for me! Embrace the chaos!
I’m in all of them
Even lawful evil? I do that one but it’s for a very specific reason.
Not anymore but i would do when i was a kid, so yes, but nowdays is normally one of the chaotic ones
