cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/12770326
Rules:
The time traveller is able to travel backward and forward through time (max forward is 2074) and they can only transport things that can fit in a small backpack.
You can choose when the 3 hours begin but it has to be in 2024 and once it has begun the timer can’t be reset or stopped.
They will answer to the best of their ability but imagine this is a random person from 2074.
Try to get pregnant with them to create a time paradox
Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn’t go your way.
Ah, well I’ll try anyway :-)
Starts building time machine
so it doesn’t go your way.<
You sure?
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If our kid meets the young version of their other parent in the future, they might prevent them to become a time traveler for example
Breathe a big sigh of relieve that humanity is around in 50 years, and has advanced enough to create time travel. Then maybe the sex thing?
Take then to a plant store to stock up on seeds.
As much fresh water as they want to drink. Maybe let them take a shower too.
A trip to the zoo and/or aquarium.
Afternoon picnic in a sunny park without personal air conditioning equipment.
Ask who started the fire? It wasn’t us but someone did. I bet theynhave figured it out by then.
No one started the fire. It was always burning, since the world’s been turning
Offer them a hug. 2074 sounds like a scary time to be alive.
All of these comments are well intentioned but of the big picture: land and weather.
Where’s the safest place to live and how is the weather doing at that time. Based on it one can potentially align survival to meet these places and protect us from severe weather.Then we can ask him to go back and find a list of lottery combinations and dates to cash in real dollars for real, no investment and zero ties other than bankrupting red states.
Why red states? Because fuck them idiocy of saying a bunch of things are socialism when they’re not. Also because gambling when you always win is not a business for the state.
In years to come probably we could get an idea of the biggest changes in societal behaviors and cash into that so we effectively influence their future for better. Remember they’re also a person who needs access to their better life and we can help them achieve it.
Ask if they come from a utopia world, a shittier version of this world, or a post apocalypse world.
if its anything but a utopia world, ask who we have to get rid of to push us towards the utopia world.
ifwhen its anything but a utopia world, ask who we have to get rid of to push us towards the utopia world.
Are they able to effectively teleport? Or do they just time travel where they stand?
Good question. Well any form of time travel would be teleporting since the earth is moving. So I guess they solve teleportation to.
Well, for money then, definitely have them travel to a time and place with a hyper inflated currency, and then bring it back in time to have tons of money. I think this might technically be a form of arbitrage.
Hmm… assassination would be pretty easy, but idk who
Shit just have them rob a mint from like the 1800’s. This way you could say that the money has been passed down, as you auction it for a butt load.
Did the Vulcans show up?
Please go to next week and bring me the winning lottery numbers, then please go to next year and bring me a newspaper with the stock market records, then go ten years in the future and bring me a map of what areas are being developed for housing.
- Kill the time traveler
- Acquire his time machine
- Whatever I want
Kill? No no no no.
“Hey, time traveler. Do you live in a sucky future?”
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“No, not really sucky.” “Ok then, if you go back to your time and send the machine back to me, I will put my entire fortune into a single bank account with your name on it, in any country and bank in the entire world you think is best. I will then take a few brief trips of my own and send the machine back to you. Deal?”
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“Yes, future is the most sucky.” “Would you prefer to stay here, then, and be a god among men, while I take a joyride?”
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Ask if nuclear war has occured.
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If they can go back to their time and grab things to bring something back, I’d have them bring back (assuming they still have them) a USB portable hard drive (or something similar) that has many petabytes with of data (assuming it exists).
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Ask if they wanna play games because I don’t know what else to do with a time traveler.
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I say the cliche which stocks to invest in. They will know which companies are big at various times. Lotto numbers if they can get that. Blah blah blah.
After that I’m not sure I want to know the other things. It takes the fun out of life.
I mean there are things that you have to worry about like personal safety. I I doubt there will be another World War so I won’t have to worry about the draft or death. Maybe major disasters so I won’t be there. Civil unrest but I’m fortunate enough to live in Canada.
Try to not trade our current infective diseases with whatever future disease they might have carried back
I don’t even wanna know how fucked up shit will be 50 years from now.
Ask them to get a sports almanac back, and new seasons of shows I’m waiting for, and perhaps a copy of GTA6 if it’s out by 2074
