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minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 年前Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 年前Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 年前armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前 They can outrun the black riders. The black riders alert the witch-king. They can’t outrun the fellbeast. So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then: They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.) They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail. Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER! https://youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI
lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m
Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.
Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam
Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV
“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee
armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.
So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:
Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.
Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.
I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge
it was specially comissioned
ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!
https://youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI