If I’m being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how “grateful” Boebert would be…
God I’m a terrible person.
You can fix her
Then you start thinking, if I also save trump, am I more likely to receive a handjob in a theatre?
yes, just ask trump to give you a handjob duh
If you’ve got a pussy he gives those out for free. Whether you want them or not.
Don’t think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.
When you’re like “It must be an act, she can’t be that crazy, right?” So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she’s that crazy…
(But you still go back!)
She’s going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country’s untreated mentally ill that you’re a pedophile.
This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s… wazzup.
(if you get this reference please be my friend)
And shave off that beard…
BE MY FRIEND
Lol. I felt like that was generally a pretty weak season in general, but that bit will always be memorable.
And you’d even have the pizza for after.
2 things are sure : I will eat tacos and pizza after I am done with this stressful event.
I eat good food and make the world a better place. Win win
I figured tacos and handjobs/blowies too tbh.
Say what you want about her politics, but I’d definitely hit that. Also I’m sure it’s fine if she’s gagged. Pretty sure she’d be into that too.
You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.
Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.
Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.
Also, I’m guessing McConnell didn’t make the list because he’s technically undead at this point.
I’ve been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.
The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you’ll enjoy them
You don’t have to eat them, just save them from the fire.
Once they’re cooked
Hell, you can do that with all of them.
It’s like fentanyl. One touch and just explosive diarrhea everywhere.
Did…you think you were eating the people?
NOBODY EXPLAINED THE RULES TO ME!
I find it funny that your comment unintentionally makes it sound like all Vegans have a predicament, let’s call it divine punishment or karma or weakness or something like that, that causes them to shit themselves after eating any animal product.
I’d rescue pizza and tacos. If I could rescue three I would rescue pizza twice.
If I could only save 9 things I would have so many tacos and pizzas
But there are 4 tacos…
Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don’t escape.
Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.
Lol even if I could save all of them I’d still only take the pizza and tacos
I’d skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.
Anyone that isn’t saving George Santos clearly doesn’t find joy in life. That guy is unintentionally hilarious and it’s easily the funniest story that we really didn’t give enough credit to. I mean, for the memes alone I’m going Santos and Tacos
Let’s please not laugh Santos into the Whitehouse.
At this point, I’m crossing my fingers for it. Santos coming out of nowhere to take the GOP nomination away from Trump would honestly be the best timeline. Somehow even with zero verifiable credentials I think we might be better off lmao
So instead of selling nuclear secrets, Santos would just raise the national debt to fund makeovers and only fans… I can’t say that is worse.
Finally, tax dollars paying for what the people want.
I feel the need to do air quotes every time I say “George” “Santos” because who the fuck is he really? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was 3 kids in a trench coat.
That is the guy you have in a party that always have the craziest stories. In your head you know half of it or all of it is fake… But it’s fun nonetheless…
#3, the tacos and #9, the pizza.
#8 is actually Santos and he tried to fool me.
O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??
Those look like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Assuming that, I would still save the pizza and tacos.
You would save the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?
7 and 8, I don’t care how crazy she is
Your standards are absurdly low.
Nobody wants to marry her
For a reason. I wouldn’t even fuck her with your dick.
That expression always confuses me. Like, are you standing between them, guiding him into her, tenderly holding his hips? Or have you procured his disembodied dick somehow and you’re wearing it like a prosthesis?
I’m not trying to judge, but aren’t all of the possible scenarios far more involved and upsetting than a traditional bubble and squeak?
Username definitely checks out.
It’s saying “I wouldn’t fuck her because I don’t want to catch something”, so “I wouldn’t even fuck her with somebody else’s dick”
I get that part, but I’m asking about the logistics of using someone else’s dick. Like how is that an option that results in a lower risk of infection? Aren’t you just adding a third party to your lovemaking?
It would be like if you saw some unappetizing food, and said “I wouldn’t eat that out of your mouth.” Of course you wouldn’t.
No, it would be like saying “I wouldn’t eat that with your mouth”.
Maybe this makes more sense: Dangerous neighborhood? I wouldn’t drive there with your car!
Its okay if it doesn’t make sense to you. It makes sense to everyone else. I don’t think anyone owes you an explanation.
What do you have against Tacos? Also, women who look like her are a dime a dozen in a lower middle class neighbourhood.
8 and 9.
I can listen to Santos weave tall tales about his life as I eat my pizza.
His days in Seal team 6 were pretty interesting
Not nearly as interesting as the time he walked on the moon.
Well he was the sole founder of the team.
He was actually a literal seal in those days though
The only reason he made the team was because no one could believe that an actual animal seal was single flipperly taking out some of Americas top targets.
Achieving tenure at Sea World is definitely one of his top 3 achievements on his lifetime.
Which do I love more: America, or having a mob boss owe me a favor?
I don’t see anyone up there that would honor a favor.
Donald Trump would never turn his back on someone who has shown loyalty to him, come on now
