The honey one is just as useless as the honey extension itself, otherwise the YouTube one seems like it would be super op for studying topics en-mass
I’ll have to disagree with you. You could buy a lot of items cheaper than $1 for free (insert the I’ll take your entire stock meme here).
You might not be able to sell them on, but you can probably solve world hunger with it by just giving it away. And if you insist of seeing personal benefit: surely the positive karma you get with people could get you something in return. Also no one said anything about trading instead of selling :)
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Yeah but you’ll get spoiled on every show you watch, instantly comprehend the utter bullshit of any flat earth video that gets recommended, and you’ll have seen so much celebrity worship.
Good God, kill me before I suffer
youtube for studying topics en-mass? my friend? have you forgotten that wikipedia is a website?
Well you don’t see an ability to fly trough wikipedka articles on the list do you?
having omnescience about a website implies you learn things that are on it instantly, which means a short rabbit hole of clicking on wiki links has the ability to earn you multiple degrees in a week if you’re smart enough to comperhand the topic (this said please don’t use wikipedia as your sole resource)
and there’s always the random article button if you run out of ideas of what to search
There’s also a lot of websites with science papers so I’m guessing the knowledge would be nearly limitless.
Some are great. Take the Chrome one: Go to wikipedia and know something about pretty much everything. A lot of knowledge is useful even if you don’t properly understand everything.
Youtube is a lesser version of Chrome.
What’sApp entirely depends on how easily gullible rich people would give you money. You could probably just sell those information too.
Netflix and Amazon could yield some nice money.
Spotify would massively decrease the barrier of learning new instruments if you’re into that. But many of the benefits can be achieved by scrolling through notes/lyrics with the Chrome benefit.
Chrome + Wikipedia was my plan. Plus “website” is so vague I could also read millions of books. Grab a spot on a show like Jeopardy and become the new chanp.
Reading technical documentation on Chrome would make you an incredible subject matter expert. At the very least, you’d be able to get degrees and certifications pretty easily.
the YouTube one, are you kidding me? I could find a free course on how to do nearly anything, I could just scroll through a playlist and instantly learn months worth of material.
im going to watch so many elder scrolls lore videos
I’ll finally get what dark souls 2 lore is about
YouTube is just a better Spotify you can look at music thumbnails and just fly through instrument and music theory tutorials
Then the algorithm fucks you up and starts throwing Joe Rogan bullshit at you.
I’d just use Piped and adblock to control which ones I actually absorb.
While that’s happening, I never considered scrolling through playlists of multiple mechanical and scientific shit and basically becoming Jimmy Neutron overnight. By then you’d be the greatest inventor/handyman/musician and I doubt a stray video about bullshit would ruin all of that
Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager
Yeah, and with the way social media works, there’s a decent chance that after establishing a pattern of being able to predict trends, you’ll be able to choose them. You don’t even have to be a social media manager to make money from that. Sell celebrity status. Or don’t when someone comes to you but you can’t predict them going viral.
Or on a different angle, you could predict stocks that are about to go viral. Depending on how far in advance, you’ll also be able to predict future events and things like election outcomes. If you use your power to become well known on social media and can get stuff about yourself trending, you’ll be able to predict your own life. And if you can set trends with self-fulfilling prophecies, you could start revolutions or bring down regimes (or at least generate popular opposition).
Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.
Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.
Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them
I pick Firefox, what does that get me?
It gives you the brain to not use the apps listed in the post!
I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery
Youtube. Would save me so much time…
But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.
A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.
Seems easy to loophole around as well. Since the downside is “you” can only shop at Amazon, you just need someone else to do your regular shopping. Of course you could be screwed if Amazon ever shuts down.
Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.
You have to hire them on amazon though
No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.
Only if you can buy friends and family on amazon ™
The Tiktok one is definitely underrated. You could start the most successful advertising company. Or grow a content farm worth billions.
YouTube would be insanely powerful, but only if you can control it. It could be a disaster if you open up YouTube and immediately fill your head with Jimmy Fellon clips and various Top 10 lists.
The YouTube one is OP. I can learn so much.
So uber is pretty much just gta in real life.
The YouTube one, for sure. I could learn so much!
But what if you’re just glancing across the recommended thumbnails and learning things you don’t want to know
I want to know everything.
fair
Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.
If not it’s the worst one by far
Yeah, but you have to spend the last week cleaning it.
And you also have to pay for it being cleaned.
I assume so, you can just never go back.
No problem if you just hop between copy and paste houses.
Yea… Free housing forever? Fuck yea! There’s enough nice houses in the world to keep me housed in luxury for the rest of my life.
If you pack minimally and the houses are fully furnished, it’s a great deal. Hiring cleaning staff for your last 2 days is much better than rent.
