It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
The closest america will ever get to having working public transport.
NGL, I’d ride this thing to work every day.
Getting to work!?!? That’s a whole ass luxury cruise! XDXD
You pay for the fuel.
Shit, I spend like $400 a month on gas for my commute anyway.
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This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
Don’t worry, next year’s model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year’s!
Needs more child killing devices
2 hours? You’re funny, this is what they drive to go to the McDonald’s 2 blocks away
Source: I am 'Murican
With those babies on the road, 2 hours are for waiting in perpetual traffic-jams.
Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
l o g i s t i c s
What did canada do to deserve that?
It’s not Canada as a whole, just tankies.
Is there a lot of tankies in Canada? I am still confused on why Canada specifically. I have blocked most of the tankies troll instances so don’t know much about them.
I think Canada is just a placeholder to represent English speaking Tankies. Itd be a bit weird to have an America ball for the Tankies, though I have encountered the occasional Canadian Tankie who are somehow more insane than their American counterparts.
I hate Canadian tankies.
Nice laptop sticker
You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
And the caterpillar road making machine that has to chop down the trees, burn them up, till, compress, mix ash with tar and gravel and level the road as it paves the way. The animals found obviously get turned into delicious burgers. Or so I’ve been would been told if and when that becomes a real thing one day soon.
My American mind can’t even comprehend it. It’s like a fuckin’ cruise ship, but on a truck.
Sounds a lot like you’re comprehending it already
And there’s a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
Cruise truck!
I, as an American, never thought I’d see something that trumps my truck-boat-truck.
Brings a tear to my eye.
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May I ask where this is from?
Season 3 of Phineas and Ferb. The episode is Road Trip.
Thank you.
I’m not even a country fan but that episode’s song kicks ass
Howl’s Moving RV
More seriously, I believe it’s from an episode of Phineas and Ferb.
The flags are pointing the wrong way. I’m having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
It’s AI gen
Yep
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I really want to know the AI prompt used to make this :p
🤣
This would crack open any asphalt instantly.
Implying there’s enough solid, well maintained asphalt anywhere to crack.
Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.
What good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?
For roadtrip snacks, duh
And clean bathrooms, apparently.
This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad
Just put it on a train instead and they’ll be fine with it
That train looks seriously awesome :p
Pretty sure it’s from Snowpiercer.
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It only requires the continuous sacrifice of small children.
Imagine, the train in this picture existed for real.
Nazi Germany actually considered a 3 or 4 m gauge railway (this is the distance between the tracks; the train would be about double that). In comparison, the broadest tracks actually in use are 1.676 m wide. The plan was cancelled following WW2.
It’s a Texas thing. You wouldn’t understand.
My mind doesn’t need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.
The airplane is the chef’s kiss, haha.
