TIL that Icelandic people are never allowed to leave.
No no, they are. But they’re not allowed to ever come back.
TIL Icelanders are horses.
It’s because if they go slightly South, they melt.
That’s it your going to Iceland
I’d love to! It seems a gorgeous country with lots of great people! I’ll just steer clear of a couple of the national “delicacies” on my way to the penis museum 😁
Not everyone can afford to leave their country
I know. I was making a joke.
Poverty isn’t anywhere near as bad in Iceland as in the US, though, so I’d guess that the vast majority could afford a trip abroad at least a couple of times during their lifetime 🤷
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Then steal it all and row it back to your homeland
They said Iceland, not Britain
I learned that hummingbirds are native to North America and they don’t have them in Europe. That made me sad for all of them over there.
Birds in the rest of the world actually bother to learn the lyrics.
Best we can do is hummingbird moths.
Europe doesn’t have Sunbirds either.
Quickly, I must think of a bird endemic to Europe to not feel left out
There you go: blue tit
You can see those anywhere you have a woman and a tourniquet.
Magpies absolutely beat mockingbirds, though. Dull brown mimics versus two-tone corvids.
hummingbirds can be found in south america too, not just north.
Wait, did Iceland actually fall for our prank? They believe snakes exist! Next they’ll start believing in Australia!
bro imagine actually thinking legless lizards could ever exist, makes no sense
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Flat braille: the most useful thing since InAudible, my startup producing audiobooks for deaf people.
This is a joke but blind people have special braille keyboards to read the net. Someone could probably cook up some software ai to scan/identify images including text. Flat braille would just become readable braille
That’s really cool!
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(Pssst… don’t go to Florida. It’s almost certainly a trap)
Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat
Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.
All the fuckin’ rodents are good, though.
Yeah but Puffins
I will never see a hot spring I will never see a land of grass I will never see a volcano I will never see a glacier I will never see a puffin I will never see a lamb
I will never taste the sweat of a large gay man
That sounds like a personal choice
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
Where TF you live bro, there are plenty of those in the US. Except puffins, I’m not so sure about those. Alaska might have some.
Come to think of it, Alaska probably has all of these.
[picture of depressed man looking away from the sky exploding in ribbons of ethereal color]
at least he can have all the accidental incest he wants
Do zoos not exist there?
It’s cruel to keep trains in the zoo, they need a lot of space to roam
You can go to a museum and see a taxidermied train there
Ironically every zoo I have been too does actually have a train 😅
Yeah but only a captive one that’s had its iron wheels replaced with tyres
And travelling won’t help, anon is blind.
Judging from the photo they glued their eyes shut.
will see: volcano
Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures
Don’t be fooled by those hippy dippy nature shows. A feral train will kill you and everyone you love the moment your back is turned.
Scientists are still trying to figure out how they’re related to snakes.
Evolution
They don’t have trains in Iceland?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_transport_in_Iceland
they used to, for certain construction projects (harbor, hydro dam). but none currently, although a passenger light rail has been proposed around their capital
Low population, heavily concentrated in one city, with little heavy industrial activity, coupled with very unforgiving terrain (steep volcanic grades) and even more unforgiving weather (severe frost heaves/thermal fluctuation, huge snow load).
there’s just no economic reason to build difficult railways when your entire country is like 300mi across and never moves enough stuff in bulk to need it. including people.
The only real use case would be for Keflavik to Reykjavik. But even that is handled just fine by a fleet of coaches.
So, you just ask your coach while training “can you take me to Reykjavik?”
