• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
    20·
    11 months ago

    My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.

    I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.

    • TheBlue22
      5·
      11 months ago

      Fucking A brother

      I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes