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Tell police there’s a gunman in the classroom and they can’t sit on their asses fast enough.
Maybe we should arm books with guns.
Pearl-clutching MAGA Moms and police abusing their power. Name a more iconic duo.
The accompanying photo, while inaccurate, is hilarious.
No it’s true. They sent a SWAT team in, busted through the door and threw flashbangs and smoke grenades.
Source: my dad is the CEO of Police
12:05 we arrived on the screen. Subject: 9 year old white female, 4ft 3in, brown hair, pink dress. 12:10 we identified the lgbtq+ book the subject was reading based on the rainbow dusk jacket. 12:15 deployed flash-bang and smoke grenade. 12:16 assault team b breached the rear of the building and assault team a entered front of classroom 12:27 subject offered little resistance and was taken into custody. Medal of valor was awarded to all operation members for their bravery.
Sounds like a SCP report… hmm, maybe this is how those conservatives see open-minded books.
Not hilarious, kind of terrifying. It seems like something that could actually happen. Especially if Trump is elected
Honestly what do these people think happens to someone who reads a book? Reading books seems like the least threatening way to get information, I mean you can stop reading the book at any time you feel like.
They’re afraid kids will pick up the idea that some people being LGBTQ is just a normal part of life.
They get ideas.
Which is why these idiots only want people reading their book.
From the people who love to say “it’s just words, words can’t hurt you” here comes “books and words are super dangerous and needs to be banned!”
Wrong department was called. They should have called in the firefighters.
firemen
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Funny thing is that Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing to do with gay stuff.
Ezekial 16:49
Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.
It was greed and inequality.
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This lecture explains it quite well.
Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Sure you don’t want to amend your statement?
