Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.
Knew a dude in high school that claimed he didn’t masturbate because touching a dick, even his own, was gay.
We used to ask him how he aimed when he pissed.
Sat down to pee so he wouldn’t have to touch it
FELLAS
IS IT GAY
TO CUM
Guy I know won’t wash his asshole when showering cause touching an asshole is gay, of course.
Meanwhile he’ll moon me sometimes as a joke. People are strange
Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.
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