Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.
No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.
Ho ho ohhhh!
Santa girthy tho’. Your chimney better be ready.
That base does not look flared enough
St Dickolas
Bonus round:
A very merry Christmas indeed!
Santa Claus is coming.
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
It’s nice to be on the naughty list.
Will he fit in my chimney?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Ding dong! Merrily on high
This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis
Or r/theyknew
I now understand why mommy couldn’t wait for Santa to show up!
Has she been a good or a bad girl?
A very bad one.
It’s penetration time then
The gift that keeps on giving…
Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!
Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.
They knew.
We Three Kings of Orient Arse
Worth checking Adam Driver on a related SNL skit from this weekend. https://youtu.be/okzjoVnyr-Y
Thank you, that was incredible
I love how the hosts of the show did a great job trying to play it straight.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/okzjoVnyr-Y?si=2CR86MI7-wypKiTX
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