• MrGG@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    This is the kind of wholesome informative content I come to Lemmy for. Thank you for your service, sir!

    Actually, wait, I have a question. How did your ball-hair feel aftwards? Did it help with testicular split ends?

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      11 months ago

      Ball hair is mostly nonexistent. But here come more conditioner tips!

      Decided to get nice and clean for my ex-wife. Showered and used a little conditioner on the meat puppet. She stuck it in her mouth and made a face. “Tastes like shampoo!”

      That woman could pop the balloon on the sexiest of times. Ever had a lover so tacky as to complain, in the moment?! Not like, “Move a little.”, or “Ouch, not like that.” More like… Know what? Not gonna relive that foul woman.