RockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agokeep going lads!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1903
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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoSnail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
minus-squareKhrux@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoIt can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHow? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything. 🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.
Snail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
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Can it buy a plane ticket though?
It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
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Launch that sumbitch into space.
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How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.
🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.